Disney to Not Disney Crossovers

With the soon to be release of Indiana Jones 4, I would like to take the time to share those tween actors who successfully shed their Disney beginnings.

Love Hewitt

Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt made her start on Kids Incorporated (1989-1991) credited as Love Hewitt. She then went on to such great classics as the Work Out with Barbie Video, Party of Five and now Ghost Whisper.

However I will always remember her fondly in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Hayley Mills

Oh back in the day when British actors could just be British. None of this nonsense of putting on an American accent when playing an American. In truth, Hayley Mills never broke the Disney mold. Starring in The Parent Trap, That Darn Cat and finally in Good Morning Miss Bliss which later turned into Saved by the Bell.


Fergie

Fergie or Stacy Ferguson was Hewitt's cast mate on Kids Incorporated. Apparently for a show that no one remembers, they had an all star cast.


The Entire Cast of The New Mickey Mouse Club

I don't know what casting call they did for this show because they ended up with all of the hotties and heart-throbs of the 90s and 2000s:

* Josh Ackerman (Seasons 1-7)
* Christina Aguilera (Seasons 6-7)
* JC Chasez (Seasons 4-7)
* Ryan Gosling (Seasons 6-7)
* Keri Russell (Seasons 4-6)
* Britney Spears (Seasons 6-7)
* Justin Timberlake (Seasons 6-7)

I wonder if these seven once sat around a trailer and said: "hey lets all meet back here when we are all famous." Then Britney said: "Ha that will happen when I go crazy and shave my head." Good laugh all around.

Hillary Duff

This girl starred as Lizzie McGuire, the highest rated show on the Disney channel, so I can call it: "The Old Hannah Montana". Then she did Agent Cody Banks, A Cinderella Story, and The Lizzie McGuire Movie. Finally she shed her Disney skin and produced a processed pop album that I love and got her sister famous.

If she was like Britney, she would also get her sister pregnant.

Lindsay Lohan

Have you seen the remake of The Parent Trap!?!? There is Lindsay all adorable and sweet and innocent. You want to climb into the TV and say don't do it. You are going to make a lot of bad decisions but just DON'T DO IT!!

Shedding her Disney skin caused such movies as I Know Who Killed Me and Georgia Rules which by the way was completely mis-marketed as a family movie when it is really Step Dads sleeping with Step Daughters.

Lindsay, along with other pieces of clothing, please put your disney skin back on.

Shia LaBeouf

Shia wins for biggest transformation. He got his start on the annoying show Even Stevens. He was unbearable to watch and the only thing that was good about the show was Ren Stevens wacky hair styles.

Then all of a sudden, he is in movies like Disturbia (Rear Window knock off) and TRANSFORMERS!! I can't believe it. Now the media is calling him the next Tom Hanks. Did anyone see Even Stevens??? His character was only made less annoying when they added Bacon who was more annoying then Shia.

Shia, you win. You have the best Disney to Not Disney Crossover.

But I'm warning you...if Indiana Jones sucks, I am personally hating you for the rest of your life.