Monday, April 28, 2008

Boo, Miley Cyrus, Boo.


Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, aka every 4 to 12 year old's hero has fallen. The 15 year old Disney star posed in partially nude pictures for Vanity Fair magazine. The pictures which were taken to be 'artistic' but mainly just look like a scared child caught without a shirt on.

Miley Cyrus released a statement that she was embarrassed by the photo shoot and apologizes to all her young fans. Yada yada yada...

There are just so many people to blame here. Its not like she's just sitting there all alone with a phone. There is her dad, who is her dad AND costar, her managers, her agent, the Vanity Fair people, Annie Leibovitz, all of Disney who is trusting her to make their millions...so my question is WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY "HEY THIS MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA!?"

Oh right because she's getting millions of views by disgusted parents, horny preteens and creepy dads looking at her bare back. Miley Cyrus is making the ultimate transition into Hollywood Hottie.

I'm sad, Miley, really sad. Because next stop is hanging out in clubs with Paris Hilton and dating Wilmer Valderrama. Then its off to ruining your career...

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