Miley Cryus's New Single

Its not a scandal, its just music: Miley Cryus released a new single called "7 Things" on ElvisDuran.com.

The Chorus features the line: "The 7 Things I hate about you". I can only assume this is related to "10 Things I hate about you" which was based off the Shakespearian tale "Taming of the Shrew"...Therefore, by some twisted logic, Miley Cryus just produced a song which dumbed down Shakespeare even more.

I can only assume we will have "5 Things I hate about you" Then "3 things I hate about you" and then "1 Think I hate about you" and then "I don't hate you, its me, I hate myself".

All of which will correspond to a different shortened, edited, put into modern day language Shakespearian play.

Way to go, Miley. You ruined Shakespeare.